Adventures in Divorce

I always wondered why people who murdered their spouses didn't just get a divorce.... I now understand why

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No, I'm not a prophetess. Cassandra, according to Greek mythology, spurned the advances of the Greek god Apollo and her gift of prophecy was cursed so that her predictions would never be believed. Such is my life. I tend not to think like most people, which is a gift... but also a curse. So step into my mind, take off your shoes and stay for awhile... you're always welcome, loved ones.

July 28, 2008

My Dating Personality

A friend of mine had me take a Dating Test on okcupid.com, which he SWEARS that its results, plus a person's 5 favorite movies, will tell you everything you need to know about a potential boo-thang candidate. There are 32 "dating types" possible (16 male and 16 female) based on a 4 factor combination (Random vs. Deliberate, Gentle vs. Brutal, Sex vs. Love, Master vs. Dreamer). I've been making all of my friends take it just out of sheer curiosity because the results seem to be so on point (not to mention them, and the test itself, are highly amusing). Most of my friends' results weren't much of a surprise (like my two BFFs are The Stiletto (DBSM) and Ghengis Khunt (RBSM)), but there have been a few that have left me scratching my head saying "Huh?" But the test doesn't lie!! (that is assuming that you mindful of the GIGO principle--Garbage In = Garbage Out--and answer the questions honestly). But it is also meant to be humorous, so don't take it TOO seriously (unless it just fits really, really well).

Anyway, here are my results:


The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

Your exact female opposite:

The Priss

The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer



Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)


Consider: Anyone else


Take it for yourself: The Online Dating Persona Test

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Adventures in Divorce: My Dating Personality

My Dating Personality

A friend of mine had me take a Dating Test on okcupid.com, which he SWEARS that its results, plus a person's 5 favorite movies, will tell you everything you need to know about a potential boo-thang candidate. There are 32 "dating types" possible (16 male and 16 female) based on a 4 factor combination (Random vs. Deliberate, Gentle vs. Brutal, Sex vs. Love, Master vs. Dreamer). I've been making all of my friends take it just out of sheer curiosity because the results seem to be so on point (not to mention them, and the test itself, are highly amusing). Most of my friends' results weren't much of a surprise (like my two BFFs are The Stiletto (DBSM) and Ghengis Khunt (RBSM)), but there have been a few that have left me scratching my head saying "Huh?" But the test doesn't lie!! (that is assuming that you mindful of the GIGO principle--Garbage In = Garbage Out--and answer the questions honestly). But it is also meant to be humorous, so don't take it TOO seriously (unless it just fits really, really well).

Anyway, here are my results:


The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

Your exact female opposite:

The Priss

The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer



Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)


Consider: Anyone else


Take it for yourself: The Online Dating Persona Test

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