Leave me out of it

In the midst of starting riots on Twitter today with my discussions regarding whether having a baby is an effective (though not very efficient or long lasting) means of getting a man to the altar, I get a phone call from The Ex:Ex:  Have you talked to your mom today? Me: No..... Ex: Ok, well have you talked to Daughter today? Me: Um, no..... why? *confused look* Ex: So as far as you know she's still in school? Me: ....... uh, yea..... *starting to worry* Ex: Ok then.  Lies... just lies...... Me: What the hell is going on?? Ex: Oh I just got a message from [New Baby Momma] saying...

Karma is a bitch.... with child

Ok, I think I'm finally ready to write about this. I know that the frequency of my "adventures" have decreased dramatically, which is a good thing for me (but not so good when maintaining a blog about Adventures in Divorce). However, my ex-husband always manages to keep the party live and send me on brand new adventures, whether I care to go or not. So a few weeks ago, The Ex texts me on a random Tuesday and tells me that I must go pick up the kids immediately, that he's had to leave town and they are home by themselves. No explanation aside from "I have an emergency out of town" which would...